Why aren't you a Trump supporter?
14.06.2025 09:54

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”
If someone works for me, I actually pay them
I see through liars
How much should one budget to travel for 1 month generally?
I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is
I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup
I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”
Why do Indian guys love Russian girls?
I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened
I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”
I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t
Can you share summer photos? Day 8
I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink
I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.
I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes
I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard
EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that
I have complete contempt for traitorism
Why do many women like tall men?
Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?
I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”
I have a reading level above third grade
If there was only one man remaining on the Earth, would this be regarded as extinction?
I don’t watch or listen to advertising
I have an acute aversion to scumbags
I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”
What do you think of Tesla's Model Y coming in ninth among electric cars sales in Europe?
I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight
I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes
When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP
Why would you think you're fit to be a model?
Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.
I don’t buy bullshit
I can read
I don’t cotton to rapists
I took the same Oath and took it seriously
I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity
I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light
I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center
I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”
Do Republicans give permission to Democrats to vote for any candidate except for Kamala Harris?
I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane
I understand how hurricane paths work
I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality
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I can count
I know who the president of Turkey really is
It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter
I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions
I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”
I have complete contempt for fakery
I actually pay taxes
It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms
When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability
I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet
I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”
I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”
I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t
I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee
I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones
A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y
I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write
authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday
I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”
Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:
I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP
I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t